| Thursday, June 14th, 2007 |
| 5:36 pm |
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| Friday, May 18th, 2007 |
| 12:48 pm |
tour de leenee
well i got my phizzone replizzaced and the nizzumber is stizzil the sizzame. 212-6635 CALL ME ANYTIME, except for before 11a.m. Also dont call me yet, those sprizzint fuckers handed me a phone by itself... and i was too dumb to think "the energy will eventually deplete from this cell and i will need to charge it" so i dont have a charger and my phone is dead. But in about a day or 2 i will have it and my phone will be operating. please call me so i can save your numbers. p.s. i might have an ulcer bleeding into my stomache. Current Mood:  sick |
| Saturday, May 12th, 2007 |
| 2:02 am |
The exciting comclusion to last weeks thriller!!!
So the internet still exists I see. I got a sticker for my car that says "CACA PASA"("shit happens" for the not talky spanish talkers). I think it fits considering that i got pulled over again without insurance and neither of my stickers. I haven't been up to much, I'm the haybachi chef at your local China Garden resturaunt(a.k.a. "the dirty eggroll") and i work pretty much from morning to close everyday but monday..wait scratch that, they hired that other guy too.. Well NOW I have more spare time, but my phone brokle in half so i can't call anybody (leave your numbers as comments and maybe in a week or two i will be able to check this thing agains). I've been devoting ALL my spare time to guitar and me and pauls epic comic, which reminds me, Hey Paul tomorrow (saturday) im gonna come by or call you or somehtin. Well thats all for now, its bedtime. Join us in next weeks exciting chapter "EVAN GOES TO JAIL FOR NOT PAYING THE GOVERNMENT HIS MONEY!!! or...EVAN GETS FREE TIME TO STUDY FOR HIS G.E.D.!!! Current Mood:  prometheusCurrent Music: pierre bensusan - fuck off |
| Sunday, February 18th, 2007 |
| 3:56 am |
somethings bothering me real bad..
do niggers think that i'm racist? i try being nice to them and their big lips but...it just doesnt work out..  Current Music: the lord loves a hangin |
| Saturday, February 17th, 2007 |
| 1:09 pm |
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| Thursday, February 15th, 2007 |
| 9:42 pm |
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| Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 |
| 4:40 am |
I have returned...
its been so long, id forgotten my password. luckily my brain farted and i remembered for a sexcunt. i probably wont be using this blasted samoflange much anymore still. me and paul started an epic comic finally, its going good. we will keep things about it posted probably. or not... its entirely up to you. my stupid year over internetless adventure taught me much.. such as," Never, EVER, ever eat at applebees. when i worked there i found a dead rat in the puddle of (who knows how long) stagnant water under the friers, also gay men have sex in the bathroom there and they get caught by people like me. i learned how to kill a man in 20 seconds. i learned that clouds were in fact NOT made of cotton candy. I learned that just because antifreeze taste like kool-ade, doesnt mean you wont die. I also learned how to escape from hell. i learned how to shave...animals. i learned how to turn air into food, and how to clone kittens to end world hunger. but the most important thing i learned, is that i really hate the internet...like.. a whole lot. |
| Saturday, June 17th, 2006 |
| 11:51 pm |
it's been too long by oscar
i think the last time i was on livejournal. i was still touching little kids. that was so time back in march. yeah. so anyway i think that i should talk about those little kids. all i can say is "oops". yeah. work is fun. girlfriend fun. doo fun. for evan by oscar Current Music: crazy train by some nigga |
| Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 |
| 3:50 pm |
Don't get your hopes up..I'm not actually still alive.
Well i haven't been online in forever.. I don't remember what it is that im supposed to do on the internet. I haven't really done anything lately besides play my guitar non-stop. If you ever want to see me just come up to schlotzkys some time after 5:30p.m. and look for me, but hurry because I'm going to quit there pretty soon and start at outback. Well.. I dunno.. Me and drew finally started a band. It includes a lot of awesomeness. I am probably not going to be on livejournal ever again like lately, unless I wanna post about a show coming that me and drew would be playing or whatever. I don't know what the hell all you people have been doing lately. Probably everyone did that stupid annoying bullshit where they change their screennames and tell people "I'm not going to add you unless you ask me to" and i havent been online so i couldnt even do it and now we wont ever keep in touch. If you're one of the people who did that then good job you fuckhead. Current Mood:  these head things suck assCurrent Music: snoring dog.. |
| Monday, November 28th, 2005 |
| 3:57 pm |
wish us luck or elz fuk u!
Well its finished. Paul and I finished that cartton finally(paul finished editing it) and we filled out release forms and blah blah. It looks pretty good, but i wish we had some more time to work on it. Paul had to leave some good parts out because we just didnt have enough time. I still hope we win, root for us. We find out who wins tonight. i found this picture on th einterweb and it pretty much proves that sarah is the ultimate pupy fukr and not me.  I NU IT! -=whore whore whore, whoremanagement=- Current Mood:  awwCurrent Music: SLIPKNOT - GOTH METAL WOMAN VAGINA CUT BLEED |
| Sunday, November 13th, 2005 |
| 11:27 am |
Hey guess who I am!!
 Dear natty light, I have a problem with my oversized ego and I'm an alcoholic who thinks everyone in san angelo is a failure. Dallas is the only place i can continue being god because people here give me alcohol (which is the only reason im really frineds with them) and worship my jokes about me being badass non-fucking-stop. Dallas sure is great and nobody here has ever failed. Thats why in dallas the poverty rate is like 40 times as high as somewhere like san angelo. I mean, my parents are even failures because they are in angelo. All my old frineds who actually gave a damn about, well i hate them because they dont get me drunk now. Except for when I visit and they get me drunk so i pretend to be their frineds. I like treating them like shit for no damn reason and ruining the only worthy friendsships i had because im going through a stupid phase. I really hate those 2 losers because one of them is a highschool drop out, such as Albert fucking Einstien, and the other wont put his standards of getting frineds at an all time low (alcohol alcohol alcohol). Anyway, you sure do get the job done. -=good frineds are hard to come by, the management=- |
| Sunday, November 6th, 2005 |
| 3:14 am |
This is retarded.
QUAKE WITH FEAAH: i need to poop so bad QUAKE WITH FEAAH: im giong to wait a year time for klax: haha then do it time for klax: ew QUAKE WITH FEAAH: untill it just turns into gas eventually QUAKE WITH FEAAH: and i dont have to poop anymore QUAKE WITH FEAAH: just have awful gas time for klax: your intestines will explode first QUAKE WITH FEAAH: unless i shit myself time for klax: then your food will fall out of you QUAKE WITH FEAAH: i could always just shit myself time for klax: on to the floor QUAKE WITH FEAAH: hey listen to me, i could shit in my pants time for klax: and someone will be mad time for klax: because you are messing up the floor QUAKE WITH FEAAH: dont you understand? i could shit in my underwear! Man sometimes womenz just dont listen unless you slap them around a few times and put them in their place. I can't wait for the new version of AIM with the "teach that whore some respect" slap button. Current Mood:  rar.Current Music: Some electronica station..its mostly lame. |
| 2:55 am |
Oscar you better do sumfin bout dis bich!
Starring: Eh-fuq as "Quake With Feaah" and sara(radtastic robot) as "time for PUPEE FUKN!" QUAKE WITH FEAAH: this guy should never breed time for klax: I will just punch his dick really hard time for klax: dont tell oscar though QUAKE WITH FEAAH: OH QUAKE WITH FEAAH: IM GOING TO TELL HIM! time for klax: no :-( time for klax: he wants to kick my ass on the internet QUAKE WITH FEAAH: YEZ time for klax: hahaha QUAKE WITH FEAAH: TAHTZ KUZ HEZ A MECKSICUNT time for klax: o! QUAKE WITH FEAAH: HE WANTZ 2 MOW YOUR YARD! time for klax: EW QUAKE WITH FEAAH: I NO QUAKE WITH FEAAH: HIS SKIN IZ NOT WITE! QUAKE WITH FEAAH: THATZ EW! time for klax: eeeew QUAKE WITH FEAAH: WUT DO U THINK UV HIM? time for klax: I bet he says ariba time for klax: and doesn't know what a milkshake is time for klax: OLE OLE SOMRERO time for klax: like that QUAKE WITH FEAAH: UR A BAD PERZUN !!1 QUAKE WITH FEAAH: OZCER IZ CULL! QUAKE WITH FEAAH: HEZ MNY FRIND time for klax: EEEEW QUAKE WITH FEAAH: WIN HE C'S THIS HEZ GONUH PEE ON U SO HARD time for klax: hahahahaahaha DAMN OSCAR THAT IS SOME COLD BLODDED SHIT! YOU GONNA DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT RIGHT?! -=hell yeah..lj"drama", the management=- Current Music: Bombs over Bhagdad? |
| Thursday, November 3rd, 2005 |
| 12:55 pm |
The best song ever.
After School Special
My mom is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She knows nutrition well
That's why I'm trim and lean
Because she cooks
She cleans
She lies...she says
I'm handsome
Once dad hit me so hard
Mom felt it on her cheek
Because she cooks
She cleans
She lies...she says
I am handsome
(thats right)
My mom
Is better than
Your mom and your dad too
She's there when she needs to be there
That's why I'm here today
Because she cooks
She cleans
She lies...she says...
You fuckin' lied to me
( also, the saddest surf song ) Current Mood:  UENUK+CKCurrent Music: More Mr. Bungle, my favorite funk. |
| Wednesday, November 2nd, 2005 |
| 2:13 am |
THIS IS HORRIBLE I SWEAR.
Well my last post had a picture. Turns out only like 2 people know the
story behind it. A long time ago when me and Paul started the Gumball
Kid comic, we had in our minds for some reason that the little boy
dying of AIDS was funny subject matter. We thought up this comic where
the kid says "When I grow up I'm going to be SUPERMAN!!" the gumball
machine responds with "You aren't going to grow up! You're dying of
AIDS" then the little boy cries. For some reason that was
hilarious...up untill we drew it out on paper anyway. Then we got
deppressed and threw it away and stopped talking about aids. And THATS
why that picture from before is sad.
In OTHER news!!!! I made this AWESOME picture in Photoshop
today!!
( WARNING: CONTAINS A DAMN GOOD REASON FOR YOU TO BITCH AT ME ) Current Mood:  om OMCurrent Music: i cant stop laughing |
| Monday, October 31st, 2005 |
| 2:42 pm |
The saddest thing ever.
Well most of you probably have heard about the terrible comic me paul
carey and zan made a while back. I guess I didn't learn my lesson from
it. I drew this sad picture. ENJOY!
 Well thats that. I couldn't decide which was better though. That colored one or the original black and white one
( Original ) Current Mood:  RAR!Current Music: fantomas - charade |
| Sunday, October 30th, 2005 |
| 1:00 am |
Its good to be king.
Well its been like a week and im still wearing this damn crown everyday. I keep forgeting about it and wondering why people look at me weird and bow down to me. Paul and I have been working profusely on this damn cartoon. Today we made a good background for a scene. I was painting it but i got lazy and didnt feel like painting the road and skyline so we let google image search and photoshop do the rest.  I sure am dissapointed with the way the lj drama turned out. You kids frinedships tend to confuse the hell out of me every once in a while. anywho, I've got a hot date with somebody related to you. <3 eh-fuq -=my teeth are like tiny explosives waiting to detonate, the mngmt=- Current Mood:  SMACK!Current Music: Mr. Fucking Bungle - Squeez Me Macaroni |
| Sunday, October 23rd, 2005 |
| 1:20 am |
I quit?
Well i had quit livejournal because it seemed kinda pointless to post things, but I felt like posting some shit. I'm in dallas right now working on an animation with paul. It seems to be going real good. We are going to submit it to adult swims stupid shit thing... Root for us. My car is doin good. uhh...what else. I think a lot of you got new names or something gay, why don't you just keep your old ones and make it easy on me? I'm giong to go see kohede an kambreeuh on monday with lauren and chris, thats pretty cool. Me and Paul have this fancy hour where we go on the balcony wearing nice jackets and we drink fresca and smoke cigars...also we wear crowns..But we've been wearing these crowns for two days straight. I think theres a whole lot of shit going on or something, a lot of people hate me i found out, like most of you on LJ. Thats lame. Its good to know though that I do have some good frineds out here who aren't completely fucking insane. Kids who don't feel it necessary to judge everything to an ungodly standard and put themselves up on a pedastal thats as tall as a fucking mountain. Anyway, I drew this picture because clint eastwood is a badass. http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a390/GumballKid/manwithnofuckingcare.jpg Photobucket shrank it a bit though..its supposed to be twice as big as that. If you leave a comment with your new names i will add you. But chances are you wont comment anyway. -= Youre just a little bit ugly aren't you? <3 the management=- p.s. CoolJ, you me chess and power metal..prepare yourself. Current Mood:  WOOSH!Current Music: Mr.Bungle - Travolta |
| Monday, October 3rd, 2005 |
| 3:49 pm |
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| Friday, September 23rd, 2005 |
| 6:26 pm |
I dru pitcherz!1
Ok so like i wuz et dis crasee partee las nite, an jonee cum up 2 me an sez "Hey u draw pitcherz u draw me!" an I fwuz like "Ok man dat iz like soundin deh good?" An I drew a very very stoned jonee. There ver hookerz ther an jonee started 2 punch dem in the throtez, onlee one uv dem wuz like, oh my god twaz so crasee, she wuz like connected 2 him? 
-=partee wuz teh fun an johny iz teh crasee! da manuhjmint=- Current Mood:  grr?Current Music: Coheed and Cambria - Welcome Home |
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